Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi claimed that he will remove poverty from Indian map within a month if people reelect UPA Government again in 2014. In a rally addressing people at Pushkar in Rajasthan, Rahul Gandhi tried to deal with the concerns raised by his critics that he doesn’t have a concrete plan to reduce poverty and only talks amateurishly.
“I don’t talk rubbish when I am campaigning. I will prove that by showing a concrete plan on eradicating poverty from India completely within a month. Yes, that is true, I am going to remove poverty from India once and for all so nobody would blame Congress Government that it never tried to reduce poverty,” said Rahul Gandhi addressing the crowd of millions of people.
Rahul Gandhi said “Few people talk rubbish. They say they will construct roads, build bridges and dams and provide employment to people. However, who wants employment. Boss, hungry tummy never thinks of rubbish employment. They say Congress only talked about eradicating poverty since independence and 70% people still remained poor. But they don’t know, Congress leaders always shared miseries of poor people and always shed tears for them. Show me the one Congress leader, from Great Grandpa Nehruji, Grandma Indiraji, Pappa Rajivji, Mummy and me, we all cried for Indian poor. This is the way Congress Party leaders sacrificed their lives and their sleeps. This is the same Congress Party that gave you right to do a part time job, to eat part time food and right for part time education. So talking nonsensical things like creation of employment would not separate people who love Congress from bottom of their hearts.”
“Till today all the senior Congress leaders showed you dreams that they will remove poverty and wipe your tears. But now I am going to promise you that nobody has done till date. If you elect UPA Government again, within a month, yes within one month we will remove poverty from India. Yes that is true, within one month we will eliminate poverty from India. Only UPA Government can do that and nobody else. Within a month after coming to the power, this government will pass an ordinance, changing the name from ‘Poor’ to ‘Rich’ and will make you aware that poverty is just a ‘state of mind and a small common noun’ while inner happiness is real bliss and richness,” said Rahul Gandhi.
India Satire correspondent reported that the entire crowd gave Rahul a standing ovation on his speech and his idea of eradicating poverty. Critics claimed that they don’t have any kind of counter attack on Rahul’s claim and said that it was the most inexpensive plan to remove poverty from India.
Via: Indian Satire