Inspired by Dera Saccha Sauda chief Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh’s movie debut in Messenger of God (MSG), Pope Francis has decided to venture with PK’s director Rajkumar Hirani’s next venture to bring anomalies of all the ‘other’ religions in very light and subtle ways. Pope has confirmed this news and said that the movie would not be man-made but god-made.
“Just today I have seen extraordinary and totally divine movements of Sir Ram Rahim Singh. It inspired me so much that I immediately demonstrated few of my mysterious moves to my good friend Doctor Alberto Gasparri like punches or flying in the air like Superman, etc. I also called Sir Jesus (Jesus’s name popularised by Yash Chopra in Western World) from my special phone and asked his permission for demonstrating these qualities publicly. To show them in proper way I plan to release a movie on myself,” Pope Francis told India Satire correspondent on phone.
Pope told the correspondent that he would like to introduce concepts such as ‘Pope Fundamentalism’ and ‘God-made vests and briefs (Chaddi Banyan)’ in this film. Pope also confirmed that he would maintain his modern Pope image and would wear new age man-made clothes
He said “I am in touch with director Raj Kumar Hirani who directed P.K. I really liked P.K. and satire on all the other religions and faiths. I think only Hirani could direct me well. The idea of this movie would be simple. Anybody who criticizes or makes fun or pokes or satires any other religion other than all the other religions he would get a big punch. It is simple and will develop a new idea ‘Pope Fundamentalism’. I will also put few other issues such as how man-made things are hurting climate and bringing global warming. I asked Hirani to develop something humorous that will promote the idea of using Godmade things. He immediately told me that for a starter we will bring God-made vests and briefs (chaddis and banyans) in the movie.”
Pope also contacted Ram Rahim Singh, asking why he didn’t choose to put Jesus among all these characters of his name. He suggested to put Ram Rahim Jesus Singh, although Dera Saccha Sauda chief Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh told him that he considers Jesus is in his heart.
When India Satire correspondent called Hirani to confirm the news, Hirani’s secretary told the correspondent that he was busy in selecting words in hindi to reflect best punch for word or action ‘punch’.
“Few punchlines like ***** maa*na or ***** pe ***th are the best to use instead of action or word ‘punch’ for the movie’s Hindi version. It’s like if somebody mocked my faith then ‘g***d m**o u**i’,” said the secretary.
(S.N.: Pope Francis could use all his rights to punch writer’s photos)
Via: Indian Satire