Southampton, UK. Weeks after landing in England, it was only today after losing the third match of the ongoing test series, that Indian players being felt like being abroad. “First match was drawn, and if felt like we were somewhere…
Month: July 2014
After successfully waving them in India, ISIS aims to put flags on Mt. Everest and Moon
Baghdad, Iraq. Soon after ISIS sympathizers were spotted waving the group’s flag in Kashmir valley and wearing t-shirts in Tamil Nadu, group chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi unveiled future PR exercises for his organization – getting the ISIS flag flying high…
Man communicating only through emoticons in his bid to use all emoticons on Whatsapp once
New Delhi. Ashutosh, a 28 years old man was today diagnosed with OED (Obsessive Emoticon Disorder). In his bid to exhaust usage of all possible emoticons on WhatsApp, Ashutosh was found to have forgotten how to convey without them. What…
Sonia Gandhi to write Dr. Manmohan Singh’s autobiography, before he writes one
New Delhi. Shattered by a series of books written by the Congressmen and the former Government insiders, Congress supremo Sonia Gandhi has reportedly decided to be preemptive this time. A ticking bomb? After hearing the rumors that the next book…
Chef Sanjeev Kapoor claims credit for writing ‘Kick’
Mumbai. In a bizarre incident that has taken Bollywood by storm, celebrity chef Sanjeev Kapoor has sued both writer Chetan Bhagat and producer Sajid Nadiadwala for lifting his paneer masala recipe, which he had shared with them in good faith,…
Pics: Proof that tomatoes are only for rich people
After a BJP leader Prabhat Jha claimed that tomatoes are only for rich people, Faking News accessed few pics that show how with rising prices, tomatoes have become a symbol of affluence. For Vijay Mallya, liquor is no longer a…
Man loses five kg after wearing a vertical striped shirt
New Delhi. Golu Sharma, a man in his mid twenties, claims to have lost five kg of his body weight after wearing a vertical striped shirt. “I guess, I just created a new world record for fastest weight loss. No…
Virat experimenting if he can retain his place like Rohit despite failing in as many innings
Hampshire, England. Indian batting sensation Virat Kohli has now claimed that his prolonged poor form is a deliberate act, where he is trying to see if he can retain his place in the squad like colleague Rohit Sharma even after…
Leaked transcript of court proceedings against Salman Khan in the Black Buck poaching case
The poaching case against Salman Khan has been running for almost 14 years now. Sources tell Faking News that the court has not been able to reach any conclusion because Salman Khan has confused them with his arguments. Here is…
To control rising attrition rate, IT company shifts its office to Shimla
Shimla. In order to check rising attrition rate, an IT company Dinosys has shifted its office from Bangalore to Shimla. Company’s decision is being seen as an attempt to allure its employees by providing them what they want most –…