Mumbai. Fed up with constant hounding by Indian media, Sachin Tendulkar has now decided to retire from Book Cricket as well. He has further declared the day and date on which he will play his last game. It all started…
Month: October 2013
After Micromax, Hugh Jackman to be brand ambassador for Onions
New Delhi. The Food Ministry has revealed that with the prices of onions refusing to come down, they have given up on the food item and decided to hire Hugh Jackman as the brand ambassador for the vegetable to make…
Salman Khurshid in private confirms that he feels stupid while defending UPA Government’s policies
In a candid chat with the India Satire correspondent, Salman Khurshid confirmed that he always felt like idiot while defending UPA Government’s stupid policies. Minister of External Affairs, however, asked the India Satire to maintain confidentiality and disclose it only…
Kapil Sibal wins argument against his wife
First time in his marred life, India’s Law Minister Kapil Sibal won an argument against his wife, Promila Sibal, said sources present at the event. According to sources, Sibal was trying to justify the inevitable increase in the milk and…
Kohli mask hot favorite Halloween costume in Australia
Sydney, Australia. No, it’s not the costume of zombies or ghouls that is topping this year’s chart of Halloween costume in Australia – it’s team India uniform with Virat Kohli’s mask, which is scaring the hell out of Australians. After…
Why you shouldn’t give Virat Kohli a target of 300
Once again, Virat Kohli helped India successfully chase a target in excess of 300 runs. The opposition team should now understand what happens when they score over 300. This is Virataaaaaaaaaaaa Possibly Related News: Virat Kohli asks for more ODIs…
Krrish 3 producers to distribute ‘under wears’ as promotional campaign
Krrish 3 producer Rakesh Roshan said that he would personally distribute Krrish under wears and Krrish rain coats on the eve of movie release. “We will be distributing 1.2 million under wears and raincoats that Krrish wears across all the…
Song commits suicide after being neglected for two years in an mp3 player
Mumbai. A not so hit song, “Bairi Piya Dhadke Jiya” (BPDJ) from a 2011 movie “Pyaar Beech Bazaar” has committed suicide after it was continuously neglected for last 2 years in a Mumbaikar’s mp3 music player. Rohit, who lives in…
Terror attacks have made Bihar more backward, give special status: Nitish Kumar
Patna. While the discussion on the latest terror attacks during BJP’s rally has been revolving around Indian Mujahideen, intelligence inputs, and Narendra Modi, Nitish Kumar has revolved it further by seeing a bright side to it. The Bihar Chief Minister…
No specific intelligence input was given about location of gold, ASI says
Lucknow. Having failed to find any hidden treasure of gold reserves beneath the Unnao fort, ASI (Archeological Survey of India) has blamed the absence of any “specific intelligence” for this fiasco. “We had only general inputs from Sadhu Shobhan Sarkar…